What a weird fucking day.
Hostile
No kidding. I guess it started mostly around 6th period in art. Our assignment was to do a painting or drawing on large scale of someone doing something mundane and to make it look interesting. So Aria's doing a drawing of me painting a cd cover, and I was painting Aria drawing me. Since I'm not NEARLY as good of a painter as I am of a drawer, and since I'm a huge perfectionist when it comes to art, I got really frustrated cause everything was out of proportion and it didn't look much like her. So hence the events unfurled:
Me: "God I fucking hate this thing. None of it looks right."
Ashley: "I'm sorry, dude."
Me: "Yeah, I kind of want to kill it. Seriously, it's so frustrating. It doesn't look like Aria at all." *Stirs paintbrush vehemently in water*
Ashley: "Dude, you just had the craziest expression on your face."
Me: "I'm pissed!! I just wanna fucking to stab right through the canvas, like *Makes sounds and stabby motions with the back of the paintbrush on the canvas*"
Ashley: "You should do it. Seriously, do it."
So then I took the paintbrush and stabbed through my painting where Aria's forehead was, and there were two gorgeous little holes, which didn't quite feel satisfying enough, so I took some red paint and made it all bloody looking with the paint running down from the holes to her mouth and down to her shirt and oh it was great splendid fun. I ended up stabbing more holes in the chest and painting more fun bloody goodness and it was utterly satisfying.
Of course by then I was laughing my ass off cause it was fucking hilarious and it felt wonderful, so pretty much the whole class was staring at me, and Jessica behind me starts laughing too, and Ashley's going "Hooooooly shit" and Megan comes up and "oh my god"s and laughs and various people went to look at it and I felt special. Stupid Miss Strano wouldn't let me turn it in though, which sucks cause it kicked ass. But oh well. Pretty much for the rest of the day I felt rather nihilistic, but it was a good feeling and all was well in the land. The End.
(and yes, I'm aware of the fact that I say fuck a lot
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Devious Comments
I knew you'd come around to my side one of these days, but I didn't expect it so soon!
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I died for you.
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It's not what you do, but who you do...
You definitely were trying too hard with that bunsenburner shit
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It's not what you do, but who you do...
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